Caption Booth #1 – Playing the Blues

Posted: 2007-10-08 in General
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Click on the link above to view the full-size photo.  Here's my first attempt at a caption booth entry for the Caption Booth groupContest #1 is going on right now…why don't you go pick out your own picture to caption?

(Note: Mine is on the long side of the word count – most will be shorter than this).

Wolfgang Amadeus Hollabeck was the best trumpet player the world had ever known.  The world just didn't realize it yet.  The best gigs he could get were in seedy bars in downtown Zurich, with a bumbling trio that could barely carry a tune, let alone carry one of his Gillespie-like solos.  He had tried to save up enough money to cut a demo, but between his bar tab and bus fares, he was left with barely enough money to cover the rent.

Wolfgang took a day job to make ends meet.  Now, decked out in lederhosen, he puffed and blew his way through a bevy of traditional songs on the alpenhorn outside a little cafe every day.  He put up with the jeering catcalls of spoiled American tourists asking if he had a cough drop for them, but the ones that really hurt his pride were the locals who visited to eat on a regular basis.  As the days passed, their polite smiles faded to indifference as they studiously avoided eye contact every time they walked past.

Wolfgang Amadeus Hollabeck shifted from the slow melodic notes of his current song into the the upbeat tempo of "A Night in Tunisia".  A couple people glanced his way and smiled before he caught movement out of the corner of his eye.  The cafe manager was coming out to speak with him about his musical choices, once again.  He sighed and switched back to the traditional folk song he had been playing, counting the minutes until he could get home and cut loose with a jazz solo that would bring down the house, if only he could find people to listen to it.

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  1. W. B. Mook says:

    Eeeexcellent. I'm still trying to figure out how to "cross off" a photo from the original post without messing with my carefully crafted arrangement. (As much as any layout on Vox can be exact anyway.)

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  2. Ross says:

    That's a conundrum. You could make a numbered list (Picture 1, Picture 2, etc) before each row of pictures, and go back through and strikethrough the items when they're taken.Or you could go the incredibly complicated and probably work-intensive route and create duplicate versions of each photo with a big red X over them, and every time someone posts something, revise the post to use the crossed-out version of the photo. But I think that way lies madness.

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